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Being a redhead on St. Patrick’s Day basically makes you the coolest person in the room (If only for a day… sigh). As such, last night I was essentially fodder for the mass of drunk/horny/dirty men at the bar.

Categories: Sex, Dating, Pickups

Sex is worth fighting over. Children are worth fighting over. Certainly your marriage is important enough to fight about (or for) on occasion.

Categories: Marriage, Fighting, Sex, Housework, Power

Rejection in any form sucks. Rejection from someone you love sucks more. Rejection coupled with well-meaning condescension is irritating as well.

Categories: Sex, Marriage, Love

So there I was, probably like countless other girls, with a head full of curiosity, a fascination with the forbidden, and burning desire in my pants.

Categories: Teenager, Sex, Pregnancy

And I still like him. A lot. In fact, maybe even more so than before. I can’t explain it. It’s just one of those things.

Categories: Sex, Dating

I lost 25 pounds in 8 weeks on The Diminutive Russian Diet Plan. He was like my own unhealthy Jenny Craig!

Categories: Dating, Sex

Because once you’ve seen a toddler joyously rolling down the incline of a Liberator sex wedge, you can never really imagine it being used for any other activity ever again.

Categories: Sex, Marriage

You basically want an opposite sex version of yourself, dontcha? When you f**k it’ll be a bit like masturbation, but without the stigma. [Possibly less satisfying too.]

Categories: Dating, Sex

As much as I’d've liked him to recognise my formidable intellect, I wasn’t going to shove Proust up his bottom and blart about epistemology

Categories: Dating, Sex

Given my dating predilections toward bruised, low-hanging fruit, it probably won’t come as much of a surprise that I haven’t dated a lot of Mensa members, or even women who know what Mensa is

Categories: Dating, Sex

So step lively, ladies, and tell us all what we should be doing. Please.

Categories: Sex, Dating

As her head slumped onto my shoulder I was half expecting a sucker punch in the back of my head from her newly redundant suitor

Categories: Sex, Teenager, Alcohol

So, the other day I was thinking of stuff I want to try in my forties. I thought maybe I'd give lesbianism a whirl.

Categories: Sex, Coffee

Affairs begin play tricks on your mind. They alter your sense of reality. I’m sure I would have done something similarly stupid had my affair lasted longer than it did.

Categories: Adultery, Sex, Marriage

I’m not sure that girlfriend really was good for me, anyway. I mean, she never noticed that I wanted to do it while watching sports.

Categories: Dating, Sex, Men

At one point my mom claimed that they only two times she and my father had sex were to conceive my brother and I.

Categories: Family, Sex, Dating

The long and short of it is that husband is still in pain and is effectively on sex strike.

Categories: Marriage, Sex

Because Dave and I were dying for the kids to go to sleep so we could get down with it.

Categories: Marriage, Sex, Parenting

Zach now has a girlfriend and I am finding that difficult – much more so than when my daughters had boyfriends.

Categories: Grandmother, Grandson, Parenting, Sex

I hereby solemnly swear to always close and lock my bedroom door before getting on my groove thang with my husband. I pinky swear. I Girl Scout promise.

Categories: Sex, Marriage, Children, Family, Busted

Said bullet arrived six weeks ago, approximately 110 pixels tall by 200 pixels wide, due to an accidental click of a mutual friend's Facebook profile and saw a thumbnail I could have done without seeing

Categories: Love, Sex, Jealousy, Breakup

I'm just not looking forward to it and have no idea how to go about it since my Dad's idea of the sex talk was posting apocalyptic articles about sexually transmitted diseases on the refrigerator.

Categories: Parenting, Sex

the one piece of so-called “information” he somehow managed to retain was that after the gaggy exhaustion of the first trimester, pregnant women got really horny.

Categories: Pregnancy, Marriage, Sex

15 years have passed since I first heard of these bases, and as most things tend to do, I think these are seriously out dated. So, for your viewing pleasure, I offer the new bases

Categories: Sex, Relationships

A widow who wants sex is like the persons yelling "F---!" in the public library. Everyone looks up, stares, giggles a bit and hopes you don't come near them.

Categories: Widow, Family, Sex, Love

Funny how I can let this man see me in the buff but I can’t bring myself to let him know how fragile my psyche is at the moment.

Categories: Dating, Sex

In fact the dearth of he-man sex these days is probably the most insurmountable part of feminism

Categories: Sex, Marriage

You can take the girl out of the Midwest, but you cannot extricate her pathological aversion to conflict.

Categories: College, Sex, Conflict

Start a revolution, people. Go to bed ugly.

Categories: Sex, Marriage, Getting Older

Is there an emoticon for wounded pride? I expect you would’ve used it, if such a thing existed.

Categories: Music, Sex, Dating

Sex

Being a redhead on St. Patrick’s Day basically makes you the coolest person in the room (If only for a day… sigh). As such, last night I was essentially fodder for the mass of drunk/horny/dirty men at the bar.

Sex is worth fighting over. Children are worth fighting over. Certainly your marriage is important enough to fight about (or for) on occasion.

Rejection in any form sucks. Rejection from someone you love sucks more. Rejection coupled with well-meaning condescension is irritating as well.

So there I was, probably like countless other girls, with a head full of curiosity, a fascination with the forbidden, and burning desire in my pants.

And I still like him. A lot. In fact, maybe even more so than before. I can’t explain it. It’s just one of those things.

I lost 25 pounds in 8 weeks on The Diminutive Russian Diet Plan. He was like my own unhealthy Jenny Craig!

Because once you’ve seen a toddler joyously rolling down the incline of a Liberator sex wedge, you can never really imagine it being used for any other activity ever again.

You basically want an opposite sex version of yourself, dontcha? When you f**k it’ll be a bit like masturbation, but without the stigma. [Possibly less satisfying too.]

As much as I’d've liked him to recognise my formidable intellect, I wasn’t going to shove Proust up his bottom and blart about epistemology

Given my dating predilections toward bruised, low-hanging fruit, it probably won’t come as much of a surprise that I haven’t dated a lot of Mensa members, or even women who know what Mensa is

So step lively, ladies, and tell us all what we should be doing. Please.

As her head slumped onto my shoulder I was half expecting a sucker punch in the back of my head from her newly redundant suitor

So, the other day I was thinking of stuff I want to try in my forties. I thought maybe I'd give lesbianism a whirl.

Affairs begin play tricks on your mind. They alter your sense of reality. I’m sure I would have done something similarly stupid had my affair lasted longer than it did.

I’m not sure that girlfriend really was good for me, anyway. I mean, she never noticed that I wanted to do it while watching sports.

At one point my mom claimed that they only two times she and my father had sex were to conceive my brother and I.

The long and short of it is that husband is still in pain and is effectively on sex strike.

Because Dave and I were dying for the kids to go to sleep so we could get down with it.

Zach now has a girlfriend and I am finding that difficult – much more so than when my daughters had boyfriends.

I hereby solemnly swear to always close and lock my bedroom door before getting on my groove thang with my husband. I pinky swear. I Girl Scout promise.

Said bullet arrived six weeks ago, approximately 110 pixels tall by 200 pixels wide, due to an accidental click of a mutual friend's Facebook profile and saw a thumbnail I could have done without seeing

I'm just not looking forward to it and have no idea how to go about it since my Dad's idea of the sex talk was posting apocalyptic articles about sexually transmitted diseases on the refrigerator.

the one piece of so-called “information” he somehow managed to retain was that after the gaggy exhaustion of the first trimester, pregnant women got really horny.

15 years have passed since I first heard of these bases, and as most things tend to do, I think these are seriously out dated. So, for your viewing pleasure, I offer the new bases

A widow who wants sex is like the persons yelling "F---!" in the public library. Everyone looks up, stares, giggles a bit and hopes you don't come near them.

Funny how I can let this man see me in the buff but I can’t bring myself to let him know how fragile my psyche is at the moment.

In fact the dearth of he-man sex these days is probably the most insurmountable part of feminism

You can take the girl out of the Midwest, but you cannot extricate her pathological aversion to conflict.

Start a revolution, people. Go to bed ugly.

Is there an emoticon for wounded pride? I expect you would’ve used it, if such a thing existed.

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